Dear God, I share their genetics.

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No jail bait! Start your bidding!

Just - any moment?

I dunno... The day I realized I share the genetics of one potentially homicidal maniac with a gun fetish, and one who actually is a homicidal maniac and admits to being one.

Or the day I stopped expecting either of them not make me want to crawl into a little hole and become invisible... Both kinda win.

Parent's please, keep crazy in check.

((oc: I am far too amused. xD))

Day 3 - Your parents

Mom,

I love you. Stop being weird, and stop calling me every five seconds. When I say I'm okay, I am.

Victor,

There's food for you in the fridge.

Love, Crystal

[is out trying to find Daddy Dear.]

Kind of an awkward day. Hmm...

Victor, there's a crow following me.
 

Victor! I wanna talk to you.
 

Thank you, Victor. I got pictures.

That was fantastic! So funny. Loved it.